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Jemp Schuster


"The pleasure
of the humor
presupposes highest
mental freedom."




Author, Director,
born in Ettelbruck
on the
29th of February 1948.

Occupation: Sports teacher

However, since
1985 freelance dramatists,
revue artiste, musician, actor,
wrote numerous cabaret programmes

At times in cooperation with Jhemp Hoscheit and Mady Durer.

Big success achieved
Jemp Schuster also with
numerous child stage plays.

Leader of the children theatrical troop:
Jaddermunnes

As well as historical performances for open-air theatres



In the Year
1996 was he co-founder of the FLTP.
In the
Millenium 2000
he took over the presidency
of the

FLTP

His countless stage plays are hardly to be enumerated.


If it is his unusual birthday,
after the Roman calendar he celebrated
his tender
15 springs.



Has this fact paired his mind with modern sarcastic
and spirit not always just tender-feeling humor
fully according
to our today's youth, promoted?



Yes, one makes his thoughts about the mystery
Jemp Schuster
to himself as a fan



But Jemp Schuster will probably carry the mystery in his heart,
wants to sweep probably hardly outwardly.

His success gives to him absolutly right!

Each 2. Sunday in the funny company of
5 fir 12

he gives in the amusing his phenomenal poems to the best one.

This sociable company is a treat for the ears
of the finest guard


Over 120 triumphantly theater evenings
about abstract ideas of this fulminant interpretation,
what is illuminated

uniquely sexually very fine difference of
the male as well the female thoughts
as well as their performance
lives with all consequences the small one
over this by different sides, however

My wife drove alone in vacation 3 weeks. The already first meets I perceived.... see ... Vulltime...

Put your hand under my hip... how consequential is this statement... see... Vulltime...

The ordered rubber-doll required the pre-determined lubrication... see ... Vulltime...

If a man also can still pee in standing without electro test... see Vulltime...


Look purely, your will find,
long after
what your sought



One simply must have seen this,
one gets realizations, that are hidden in the deepest corner
of the soul.

"Jemp Schuster"

justifies the most unbelievable unveilings
of the true depersonalization


Finally, one can enjoy the incredible theses *Vulltime*, at home, alone, with friends, is this not marvellous


Coming pleasures
of the absolute celebrity one
of the rarest artists,
known in
Luxembourg

The success speaks for itself. The 9th Festival of the free light theatre was like every year an attraction. In 2011 the 10th performance will take place in Grosbous


Also this year the big open-air spectacle was
a success which moved the guests
into the Middle Ages every evening!

More Background information
about this brouhaha
@
the coming side


where articles as well cuttings
from the original pamphlet of
"
Schankemaennchen"
are to be read.

The next event of the open-air theatre takes place
@
2011
@
Grousbous
where the author

Jemp Schuster

as well as the whole crew
of the

" Schankemaennchen"


will think up absolutely
something spektakular
for the
10th performance


After 2 years of break
this Variety show


"Alles Paletti"

was performed with a lot of success.

The appearances was distributed about our country.

The first night was on the
12th of November, 2008.

On the
30th of April, 2009 the last image was playing.

One can also order
this vaudeville theatre on
DVD
an absolute must, because
"
Alles Paletti"
reflects our society.
Who has experienced this Varité,
knows exactly what happens
in politically at Luxembourg!


Who buys "Alles Paletti", is politically seen at the height, a level which most politicians will never reach!

Foto @ Télécran


Here one experiences the analogie
of the cookery and the art of love.
2 basic needs of every person,
are celebrated.
Interesting theses, with excellent occupation!

Jemp @ RTL

Book days 2008

Here a luxemburger text writes from the
revue artiste and showy Jemp Schuster.

As usual, this text is written by Jemp not only in 1A
into Luxemburg spelling,
but also in his famously witty kind laced with sarcasm.

Sport ass kee Spaass

Sechsanzwanzeg Stonnen ouni Ënnerbriechung am Suedel,
et ass scho bal animalesch, wat eise Vëlosathlet haut
erëm opzeweisen huet.
Schonn am éischte Bierg hat de Jängi Pedalo d'Zong
esou déif um Giddong (Guidon) hänken, datt den
Dokter vum Tour em ambulant e Stéck
ewechgeschnidden huet, ier en dermat
an d'Speeche komm wier.
Um éischte Ravitaillement, no sechshonnertfënnefanzwanzeg haarden a battere Kilometer, hëlt e(n) sech e
frëscht Häerz a spullt et mat engem Liter Ochseblutt, gesponsert vum Metzleschverband, erof.
Do geet de Jängi eréischt richteg lass.
Déi éischt Kéier am Buerschenter geschnidden,
datt d'Saaft am Stroossegruef zesummeleeft,
an déi zweet geschnëppelt, datt d'Fatze vu(n) senge Muskelwueden de Leit ëm d'Ouere fléien.
E struewelt ewéi en Zombi, e raumt onheemlech of.
Een Trapp verluere Schof, zwéi läfeg Hënn,
e gackeregen Héngerjuck mat dräi Dose
frësche Pëlleneeër, eng Spillschoulsklass mat hirer Joffer
an de Fändelcher mam " Roude Léiw huel se ! ",
ginn d'Affer vu senger onbeschreiflecher Performance.
Am leschte gëftege Stouss virun der Arrivée,
no aachthonnertdräiavéierzeg Kilometer Géigewand,
léisst e(n) seng Coequipieren einfach stoen,
reit eng Attack (Attaque) aus der zweeter Rei,
rappt e Lach vu fënnefhonnert Meter an de Plottong (Peloton), schéisst ewéi eng gepimpte Rakéit aus dem Schiet vun der Ambulanz eraus, a péilt seng ausgepowert Konkurrenten onbarmhäerzeg un de Macadam.
Ausgebrannt ewéi en huele Päifekapp schleeft
e(n) sech iwwer(t) de wäisse Stréch, fiert aus der sonneverbrannter Haut, hëlt seng zerschannte
Been an de Grapp, a krécht um Bauch an d'Duschen.
Respekt virun der Leeschtung vum Iwwermënsch,
awer och virun den Affer, déi säi bluddege Wee
op de Podium och haut erëm virgezeechent hunn.

As usual, top prepared, Jemp goes through his text once more in thoughts, absolute professionalism, combined with charm, irony and the necessary bite

In usually perfect manner he dictates his text to the volunteers before who simply do not have it to concentrate themselves completely on the spelling for itself with this humorous text



Interview from the
27th of December, 2007
at the television broadcasting station

RTL




about his cabaret staging

*Alles Paletti*

for several years
successfully presented
@
Grand Duchy






The honour to whom honour is due, Jemp Schuster during the interview at television broadcasting station RTL

*Alles paletti* a cabaret what travelled so successfully by Luxembourg, no miracle, Jemp analysed important questions. His answers were thought through not only well, but let one think also.

Jemp's theses are founded in all this subjects, but allowed to differentiate one itself. I believe, this is what Jemp Schuster wants to reach. To consider itself and his own sphere again more critically.

Nevertheless, his audience is inspired every time, Jemp Schuster's position combined with his conviction is impressive and masterly

For such Varity evenings one must probably own the certain donation , as well as realise himself. Sensational political world view, combined with Jemp's slightly ironic kind to report his ideology!

"I stand to my political theory" Yes, Jemp, would be so incredibly persuasive but this Varity not, as well as for years would be crowned by success in our country!

We to shake your public hope to still often experience you on the stage as well as many further interviews on your capacity than Varity Artist also the last sleeping on.

The statement of this nice gentleman brought his description on the point: Jemp is not to be defined as a person, Jemp Schuster is Jemp Schuster!!

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